You should beavery careful when approaching a beaver because they don't give a dam. See what I did there?
That splinter looks like it hurts!
Even lumberjacks play dominoes in the woods.
Don't ever leave food around if your in bear country because they will smell it out no matter what!
If I saw a 1500 lb grizzly bear come at me I would be hauling ass too!
With this little device and a sharp axe this guy can churn out a cord of wood in no time at all.
This dude will have a headache for a while.
Some people are just plain dumb. He thinks he can run through a solid wood beam.