Her brain is officially frozen!
I'm willing to bet this guy is still a virgin!
I'm going out to buy some new subs and a huge amp.
How would you react if you were suddenly able to hear for the first time in 29 years?
Faith in humanity = lost.
That is pure guts and heart to fall on your face and still catch up and win the race in only 1 lap. Grats!
C'mon Mikey, just give me the stuff. Mikey, WTF!
It's safe to say she had one too many.
Driving a Smart Car = Smart. Being unable to parallel park it = Less smart. Trying to parallel park your smart car in front of a bar full of guys laughing at you = Fail.