Not a single f*ck was given that day.
There's a reason why you shouldn't run a race in high heels.
A big woman can't seem to climb up the bouncy house to use the slide.
If you want to stand behind an airplane when it's taking off you better hold on for dear life or else this will happen.
Someone get this chick a vibrator or something, WTF!
A slip sends a woman in a wheelchair flying off the stage.
A woman enters an elevator and hits up without letting her dog in. A guy carrying a bunch of eggs attempts to save the dog. The dog survived, the eggs did not.
Bath salts strike again. Zombie alert!!!
Someone forgot to take her meds!
During their menstrual cycle, this particular species must be caged.