Watch out! Motorcycle on the loose!
It's safe to say she had one too many.
Did she just stick a whole case of water up there?
Faith in humanity = lost.
Driving a Smart Car = Smart. Being unable to parallel park it = Less smart. Trying to parallel park your smart car in front of a bar full of guys laughing at you = Fail.
She had one too many drinks during the reception and wakes up during a speech to puke all over herself.
There was a fire and this news crew found the absolutely perfect person to ask about it. Live TV Gold!
What in the hell is this person doing? They are either hammered or high as a kite.
Oh man that's gotta hurt!