Faith in humanity = lost.
Watch out! Motorcycle on the loose!
It's safe to say she had one too many.
Did she just stick a whole case of water up there?
Driving a Smart Car = Smart. Being unable to parallel park it = Less smart. Trying to parallel park your smart car in front of a bar full of guys laughing at you = Fail.
She had one too many drinks during the reception and wakes up during a speech to puke all over herself.
A man lost control of his loaded shopping cart on an escalator which plowed over an unsuspecting woman in a freak accident in China.
Fellas, we all need this device to help decipher what women are really saying.
Way to go guy. A real class act...