There's a reason why you shouldn't run a race in high heels.
I'm going out to buy some new subs and a huge amp.
What in the hell is this person doing? They are either hammered or high as a kite.
Bath salts strike again. Zombie alert!!!
Every guy has had a similar conversation!
Jack Nicholson Calls Some Woman
She had no idea how close she was to becoming road kill.
Somebody forgot to teach her to look both ways before walking into traffic.
A woman rudely pushed through the gate into some guy so he stuck his foot out and tripped her.