A woman enters an elevator and hits up without letting her dog in. A guy carrying a bunch of eggs attempts to save the dog. The dog survived, the eggs did not.
Jack Nicholson Calls Some Woman
Typical woman driver. Just let the car take off...
Hey when you gotta go you gotta go!
After crushing a woman crossing the street this friendly Russian lends her a hand. It's the least he could do, right?
Don't touch a cow while she is birthing her calf or you will need a few plates and screws in your face.
She had one too many drinks during the reception and wakes up during a speech to puke all over herself.
This is almost unbelievable...
Oh man that's gotta hurt!