Don't touch a cow while she is birthing her calf or you will need a few plates and screws in your face.
She had one too many drinks during the reception and wakes up during a speech to puke all over herself.
Oh man that's gotta hurt!
She keeps slowing down which is messing up his ride. He eventually goes balls out into her. Oh sh*t!
A woman is calmly sitting at a light when all of a sudden a 18 wheeler comes along and drops her off a gift.
A woman is fresh out of her coma and speaks for the first time since getting struck by lightning.
Watch out! Motorcycle on the loose!
Those are some powerful remote control helicopters!
KO, she's down for the count!