A woman enters an elevator and hits up without letting her dog in. A guy carrying a bunch of eggs attempts to save the dog. The dog survived, the eggs did not.
Jack Nicholson Calls Some Woman
Hey when you gotta go you gotta go!
Typical woman driver. Just let the car take off...
A woman is fresh out of her coma and speaks for the first time since getting struck by lightning.
Watch out! Motorcycle on the loose!
She had one too many drinks during the reception and wakes up during a speech to puke all over herself.
Oh man that's gotta hurt!