I give it another mile before the mattress lands on the moon. Must be a woman...
This new pedicure is the latest craze. Tiny fish eat the dead skin off your feet.
Gotta love women drivers! Why do they always forget to take the nozzle out of their cars?
Somebody forgot to teach her to look both ways before walking into traffic.
Woman Driver Crashes And Is Cool as a Cucumber, Not a single f*ck was given that day.
Would you like fries with that?
Someone forgot to take her meds!
Who's in the wrong here? The crazy woman who flips out or the kid flying his Quadcopter with a camera at the beach? You be the judge!
There is a reason why women belong in the kitchen...lol