Here's our pick for genius of the day.
Unfortunately the door wasn't as strong as he thought. That's the last elevator ride he will ever take. That wheelchair is going to come in handy now.
Even this crippled guy gets in on the action!
Well that's one way to hitch a ride. He could end up paralyzed though...
All aboard the fat train. If your fat, lazy, and don't feel like walking then hitch a ride on the fat train.
Paraplegics can have some fun too ya know!
Afterwards he couldn't feel his legs...
Frigging piano jump. This is gonna be awesome!
Grandpa hits a bump and flips out.
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.