It's a duel to the death and this kid is wielding a 7 pound dildo as a weapon.
Awe, your boomstick broke...
Well that escalated quickly.
A defective mortar shell doesn't fire properly and sends these soldiers running for cover.
A simple gang fight turns deadly after they each break out their weapon. Gang violence is getting out of hand!
Remember the Taser Sword from yesterday? Here's a demonstration of it being used on somebody.
Wow, what a difference he made. The hatchet looks awesome now.
A dual bladed sword with a taser built in, Guaranteed to do some damage!
Here's a Pro Tip in case you ever find yourself with an AK pointed at you.