Protect your melons, girls!
Good thing he's wearing those chain mail gloves!
After cutting watermelon after watermelon you develop skills!
Listen to the sounds he is making.
A drunk kid attempts to smash a watermelon with his head but fails on his first attempt. The second attempt is another fail, but this time he smashes his face into the ground.
This chick gets owned when her sling shot watermelon fires back into her face.
Don't drink and slice watermelon kids...
This dude is going to end up with brain damage!