Good thing he's wearing those chain mail gloves!
A drunk kid attempts to smash a watermelon with his head but fails on his first attempt. The second attempt is another fail, but this time he smashes his face into the ground.
This dude is going to end up with brain damage!
This chick gets owned when her sling shot watermelon fires back into her face.
Protect your melons, girls!
Don't drink and slice watermelon kids...
Listen to the sounds he is making.
Now that's what you call a "god damn hand cannon".