I suddenly hate my pet goldfish.

Dad it's stuck!!!

This is about as drunk as you can possibly get. The only thing he is fighting is gravity.

Who wants a kitty? This dog wants a kitty! So soooooooo bad!

nom nom nom, I think the coyote would opt for fresh deer instead.

Not a single f*ck was given that day.

Thick glass is the only thing keeping this huge lion from swallowing that little girl whole!

Such an ugly cat and it sounds like Smeagle...lol

Authorities have issued an arrest warrant for internet celebrity "Kai" in the murder of Joseph Galfy, Jr. in Clark, New Jersey. The suspect is identified as Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, a 24-year-old Internet celebrity and is well known on the inernet as"Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker."

Now if he only had a trampoline.