Not exactly what he had in mind. Wait for it...
Authorities have issued an arrest warrant for internet celebrity "Kai" in the murder of Joseph Galfy, Jr. in Clark, New Jersey. The suspect is identified as Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, a 24-year-old Internet celebrity and is well known on the inernet as"Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker."
Who wants a kitty? This dog wants a kitty! So soooooooo bad!
Not a single f*ck was given that day.
I suddenly hate my pet goldfish.
Such an ugly cat and it sounds like Smeagle...lol
Now if he only had a trampoline.
This is about as drunk as you can possibly get. The only thing he is fighting is gravity.
Thank god for that protective glass because the chimp is ready to rip that baby's face off.