When the Autobots aren't battling the Decepticons they need to make a living somehow.
As shots are fired in broad daylight on the streets of Oakland not a single f*** was given that day.
Guess he really didn't need the crutches...lol
This guy is using Indian magic to float.
He lacks the necessary ninja skills to pull this off.
Mix in Street Fighter II and some crazy church freaks and you get this video.
The speed at which this guy can create a masterpiece with his finger is nothing short of epic.
Somehow he is survived and is alright.
This is why you don't street race on an open road.
If you can do this you're a good tennis player.