All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
Who put that wall there?!
Wanna go for a walk? I mean have a bath. Tease!
Have you ever gotten up and your leg doesn't work because it fell asleep?
Just because there is a cross walk doesn't mean you should go full steam ahead.
This bartender is serving up magic apples. What flavor apple would you want?
When the zombie Apocalypse happens don't leave home without your vibrator.
Now that's how you walk back into the club!