Last time I checked it's not the brightest idea to take a stroll while baseball sized hail is crashing to the ground. What an idiot!
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
Who put that wall there?!
Have you ever gotten up and your leg doesn't work because it fell asleep?
Wanna go for a walk? I mean have a bath. Tease!
Unless you want to get knocked out.
I could see that happening a mile away.
I've never seen a dog more excited to go for a walk...