All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
Who put that wall there?!
Have you ever gotten up and your leg doesn't work because it fell asleep?
Wanna go for a walk? I mean have a bath. Tease!
Unless you want to get knocked out.
When the zombie Apocalypse happens don't leave home without your vibrator.
I could see that happening a mile away.
I've never seen a dog more excited to go for a walk...