Last time I checked it's not the brightest idea to take a stroll while baseball sized hail is crashing to the ground. What an idiot!
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
Who put that wall there?!
Just because there is a cross walk doesn't mean you should go full steam ahead.
Wanna go for a walk? I mean have a bath. Tease!
When the zombie Apocalypse happens don't leave home without your vibrator.
Have you ever gotten up and your leg doesn't work because it fell asleep?
This bartender is serving up magic apples. What flavor apple would you want?