Unless you want to get knocked out.
Is he using invisible leashes? They are stuck to him like glue!
Have you ever gotten up and your leg doesn't work because it fell asleep?
When the zombie Apocalypse happens don't leave home without your vibrator.
His girlfriend couldn't figure out where all the Milk was going so she set...
That's just wrong on so many levels.
Just because there is a cross walk doesn't mean you should go full steam...
A ladder goes out for a stroll.
Drinking booze and Freestyle walking do not go well together!
He's just trying to have a snack.