Ever wonder why your packages show up beat and battered?
Couldn't have timed it better!
You can't find a safer place to exercise?
Don't ever wake this cat from a deep sleep!
That is one way to give your roommate a rude awakening!
That must have been some dream!
"As a man you have one opportunity to do the biggest surprise of your life, your proposal. This was my way of creating that once-in-a-lifetime, never-been-done, proposal and having some fun in the process...This is My Proposal!"