This is what nightmares are made of.
Thank you internet for blessing us with this video. WTF
A wild turkey will not leave this delivery guy alone!
Just give me my damn ice cream cone!
There is a reason why you don't see turkeys flying around very often.
This is what happens when you eat too many turkeys by yourself.
Her mom gets her back for all the pranks she pulled over the years by stuffing her first turkey with a Cornish hen. Typical blonde falls for it.
Sounds like an interesting conversation...
This chick demonstrates how to make a turkey call but ends up demonstrating something a little more provocative.
If you try to kick a turkey it will attack you.