Some retard calls the record store looking for a certain song.
Feel like arguing with someone? Call the gangster party line.
Have you ever wished your thanksgiving turkey had bigger breasts? Wait no longer...
Arnold Calls Someones Mom
A little too close for comfort.
This kid must have been high as a kite when he called 911 to ask about growing pot.
Joe Pesci Calls Discount Tire
If he was 1 second slower he would be toast!