If you try to kick a turkey it will attack you.
Watch this guy get two Domino's branches on the same call placing orders.
This is what happens when you eat too many turkeys by yourself.
A turkey wont leave this cop alone.
He got what he asked for.
Joe Pesci Calls Discount Tire
A bird in a bird in a bird in a pig with lots and lots of bacon. Or you can...
There is a reason why you don't see turkeys flying around very often.
Thank Santa for your lucky ass this season.