There is a reason why you don't see turkeys flying around very often.
A wild turkey will not leave this delivery guy alone!
Just give me my damn ice cream cone!
How not to deep fry a turkey on thanksgiving.
Have you ever wished your thanksgiving turkey had bigger breasts? Wait no longer...
Thank you internet for blessing us with this video. WTF
If you try to kick a turkey it will attack you.
Sounds like an interesting conversation...
This is what nightmares are made of.
Last year they made the Turbaconepic. This year they have cranked it up a notch with a 802,420 calorie heart attack thanksgiving meal.