Throw me a beer!!! Now save my drunk ass.
Unfortunately the door wasn't as strong as he thought. That's the last elevator ride he will ever take. That wheelchair is going to come in handy now.
Now you see her, now you don't.
Gravity: 1, Drunk Russian: 0
Is this how kids are picking up chicks these days?
Guy in the background: "well if he falls against my car he's gunna fuckin ride her off!"
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
He took an ambien before going on tv. Bad idea!
Medic! I must admit though, he did have nice form.