He better go play the lottery because his lucky ass just got spared.
He'll need a change of underwear after that close call.
Tires are overrated anyway.
The fire trucks were all tied up fighting another fire so they called in the bomber.
If your going to show off and do a burnout with your new truck, dont crash it!
Should of let the more experienced guy load the sled.
Diesel engine runaway is a rare condition affecting diesel engines, in which it overspeeds at higher and higher RPM until it destroys itself either due to mechanical failure or seizure through lack of lubrication.
He must of forgot he had a giant deer in the back.
There's easier ways to get an ice cream...