He must not have taken his meds today.
New cars already crashed before anyone gets to drive them.
When nobody is there to help you unload you need to take matters into your own hands.
Don't overflow your gas tank!
He wasn't suppose to go that fast! Just another redneck party.
Well that's one way to hitch a ride. He could end up paralyzed though...
Cows should wear seat belts in Russia.