He better go play the lottery because his lucky ass just got spared.
The company was too cheap to fix his vehicle.
Oh man that sux. Thankfully that tow truck driver is quick on his feet!
Somebody forgot to teach her to look both ways before walking into traffic.
The mailman's truck has a mind of its own!
Well that's one way to hitch a ride. He could end up paralyzed though...
That sux, those apples are going to spoil...
There's a reason somebody invented ratchet straps!