The town got some subliminal messages put into its Christmas lights.
Who says you need a pool to go swimming?!
The lecture hall bandit is on the loose again. Beware, he may strike in a class at your school!
Move over Kanye West. A group of Warcraft players are going to run this raid tonight. Epic Pwnage!
At a town hall meeting, men are freaking out that a new law has been passed...The Female Orgasm Law. Caution: Strong Language