The 911 call from Tom Brady's car accident last week has just been leaked to the internet.
This is what happens when Mom leaves the baby home alone with her husband.
This is proof that white men can jump. Greatest white man dunk ever?
Skip to 1:12 for some crazy white man dancing action. This gets you laid.
If you ever have the chance to see Tom Noddy and his bubble magic you should check him out. He's still doing these stunts today.
Watch out for this peeping tom cat in your neighborhood!