If you try to kick a turkey it will attack you.
You couldn't pay me enough to go to the stores on Black Friday!!!
I think I found a song worse then Rebecca Black's Friday song. Happy Thanksgiving everyone...
Sounds like an interesting conversation...
Grandpa is about to have his head put through the f*cking window in this redneck thanksgiving freakout.
Last year they made the Turbaconepic. This year they have cranked it up a notch with a 802,420 calorie heart attack thanksgiving meal.
This kid pretends to puke his thanksgiving meal all over his mother.
A bird in a bird in a bird in a pig with lots and lots of bacon. Or you can just call it an instant heart attack on a plate.
Her mom gets her back for all the pranks she pulled over the years by stuffing her first turkey with a Cornish hen. Typical blonde falls for it.
This is what happens when you eat too many turkeys by yourself.