During a tennis match a bird gets killed.
If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
There was some sort of disagreement over seats so the old man throws a punch and then goes tumbling down the steps.
Now that is one crazy shot to win the game!
Next time shut up during the tennis match!
A cute little kitten has no idea of what to make of the tennis ball and approaches with caution.
Someone sign this kid up for the Major Leagues!
I never knew how flammable ping pong balls were!
Hmmm, which one do I play with?
If you can do this you're a good tennis player.