If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
A cute little kitten has no idea of what to make of the tennis ball and approaches with caution.
Now that is one crazy shot to win the game!
There was some sort of disagreement over seats so the old man throws a punch and then goes tumbling down the steps.
During a tennis match a bird gets killed.