You have heard of slip-and-slide, well here is Table-Slide.
During a tennis match a bird gets killed.
Some hammered chick is rolling around on a table when all of a sudden it tumbles along with her.
Why this chick is singing on top of a table is beyond me. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Wow that was really cool dude. I gotta try that stunt!
If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
Somebody had a few too many!
There was some sort of disagreement over seats so the old man throws a punch and then goes tumbling down the steps.
The table tops are actually the same exact size! Cool illusion that you can try yourself.
Now that is one crazy shot to win the game!