I'm no DJ and this was spot on.
Somebody had a few too many!
Not only did he spill his drink but he took out his buddy too.
He's known as the Lebron James of beer pong.
Who needs a ball when you got chairs and tables!
It's like a giant tongue!
I wonder how many times a table smashed their faces?
I wonder how many wine glasses he broke in perfecting this trick?
Everything was going fine until she joined in.
Oh man that looks like it hurt!