If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
I wonder how many wine glasses he broke in perfecting this trick?
Hmmm, which one do I play with?
Next time shut up during the tennis match!
Now that is one crazy shot to win the game!
I never knew how flammable ping pong balls were!
A ferret goes spastic and misses his jump.
There was some sort of disagreement over seats so the old man throws a punch and then goes tumbling down the steps.
Somebody pissed him off good.
Wow, that was quite an impressive trick...lol