Here's a massive compilation of some of the most retarded answers ever...
Usually women and cars don't mix. Add to the fact that she's a blonde and...
Somebody has entirely way to much time on their hands to come up with this...
He must have smoked himself stupid.
Get your mind out of the gutter. The cat seems to enjoy it!
Another person that should have their kid taken away.
Blonde fail at its best. How did she ever graduate?
If texting while driving can get you a ticket then what will this get you?
This guy has a death wish!
That's a good way to lose all your hair.