This professor is stoned or drunk. Never the less, hes on something.
That would be the definition of threading the needle.
Jack is whacked out of his mind after getting his wisdom teeth removed. I want what he had!
This guy is stone outta his mind.
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.
This might be a good time to get out of the house now...
This guy cracks his skull. Ouch!
Gringo doesn't seem to be in a very good mood but his owner does. Stoned?