That would be the definition of threading the needle.
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.
Jack is whacked out of his mind after getting his wisdom teeth removed. I want what he had!
This guy cracks his skull. Ouch!
This might be a good time to get out of the house now...
This professor is stoned or drunk. Never the less, hes on something.