Noah Ritter could be the next Ron Burgundy!
A car owner struggles with an attempted carjacker.
He's able to walk a certain way so that the cameras don't see the TV.
He was trying to catch the sunset when a seagull swooped in.
Did he think nobody would notice?
You Pinocchio f***ing nose go mind your own business...
She never got the memo that "Thou shall not steal".
Something tells me they've done this before.
At least it wasn't your leg...