That meteorite must have given the Russians super powers!
A guy with muscles and brains is a rare find.
Recently lost his legs but that's not stopping him.
You can't find a safer place to exercise?
He must have eaten his Wheaties this morning.
This delivery man hates Christmas. I didn't know Mr. Grinch worked for UPS.
His fat cat drops a tv on his head.
He's either drunk or the worst fighter ever.