He was in last place to begin with, now he's out of the race all together.
Every winter their dad builds them a huge hockey rink in the back yard.
He wanted his little girl to catch the foul ball but changed his mind and dropped his daughter to try and catch it himself. Double fail.
So this capoeira fighter is show boating and thinks hes going to kick this other dudes ass...HA! He gets knocked the fuck out!
Someone get this guy a water. He's probably dehydrated now.
What if you added special effects to a player every time he scored a goal...
Take a seat, you just got owned!
What better way to start a hockey game then to throw the gloves off before the game even gets underway.
Your bike did, not sure about you...
If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!