If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
3...2...1...Blast Off! I think he took the corner a little too fast.
That's so fast you wouldn't even know if someone was making a move. Don't blink or you'll miss it.
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! You have failed at all of them.
That was his kiss of death. Player goes into a rage.
Unless you want to take a nap on the concrete.
Check out this awesome play during a high school basketball game. Its a drawn up double alley-oop.
Every game this guy plays somebody gets injured by him.
I'm willing to bet this guy is still a virgin!
Maryhill freeride 2012, ladies turn! That's a super long run! Looks awesome.