He got laid that night...
I think it's time to take up a new sport!
This kid pulls off some pretty impressive stunts.
Ok, I found a new hobby. This looks amazingly fun!
That's a lot of frigging teddy bears!
I think that might be considered a foul???
WOW, that dude just got knocked into next week. He never saw it coming.
Don't try to tackle this guy 1 on 1 unless you want to get knocked out.
I think this guy is playing the wrong game of football. That looked more like a field goal to me.