Give this guy a couple seconds and he'll roll you up a cigarette. Talk about fast!
When speeding cars hit Chuck Norris Junior, they bounce off him.
If either of them hit a pebble they are dead...Don't blink or you will miss them!
If he hits a small bump or hole he's dead!
Just get straight to the point.
He's not fooling anyone but at least he has swag!!!
This dude has a deathwish. He's selling this thing for a whopping $5,000 if you want it.
Throw away your peeler because you wont need it any longer.