Be careful playing a game with that old man referee because you might feel...
When you get a free kick in soccer your supposed to actually kick the ball....
Time to visit your local sporting goods store.
Every game this guy plays somebody gets injured by him.
Wake up....Boom, Headshot!
Soccer players have good foot work. Wait for it...
Exercise balls are for wimps, giant soccer balls work better.
Basically starting the game 0-1.
A game of monkey in the middle with pro soccer players.
What are the chances of that ever happening again?