He's missing a leg and he's still better then everyone on the field!
Over seas the crowds don't mess around. You might get blown up on the field.
Be careful playing a game with that old man referee because you might feel something where it shouldn't be.
This tool cant figure out how to take the player off the field.
Scoring goals like a boss.
Now that's how you score a damn goal!
Exercise balls are for wimps, giant soccer balls work better.
Sign this robot to a team!
Wake up....Boom, Headshot!
Time to visit your local sporting goods store.