I think I broke my jaw...
And they say that children are our future. If that's the case, then we're all screwed!
Someone get this guy a dentist!
New rule: If you commit a party foul, you get smashed in the face with a paddle.
He needed a haircut anyway.
It's safe to say she had one too many.
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
The wrath of a women scorned...
Someone try this and let me know if it really works. I'm not responsible for your window though...lol
Oh sh*t, I just f*cked up!