New rule: If you commit a party foul, you get smashed in the face with a paddle.
And they say that children are our future. If that's the case, then we're all screwed!
That's one way to rearrange your face.
After crushing a woman crossing the street this friendly Russian lends her a hand. It's the least he could do, right?
A drunk kid attempts to smash a watermelon with his head but fails on his first attempt. The second attempt is another fail, but this time he smashes his face into the ground.
A Cowboys fan and a Chargers fan each get a bottle smashed over their head. Also a dramatic bystander almost loses his arm!
Another driver not paying attention.
These kids knock down a dead tree only to have it come back up and smash one of them in the face!
Mom doesn't think she's a good singer.