And hasn't sh*t in 2 weeks since.
Don't drink and slice watermelon kids...
Watch these dudes slice and dice, stab, shank, cut, eviscerate, and mangle stuff with all sorts of knives. It gets graphic.
And the Darwin Award goes to...
You are not supposed to hit the cliff when jumping off of it.
This poor girl caught an ice skate to the face and got sliced wide open.
Good reflexes by this cop saved his life. He escaped with only a small cut on his neck. The woman had a small pocket knife concealed.