Don't bring a slice of pizza to a fist fight.
Don't talk to my brother like that! Boom...
A couple of Asian surfers get into a bitch slap fight over stolen waves.
Wait for it...You might feel it through your screen.
The groom won a slap bet a month earlier and told his friend that he would...
Someone didn't follow the rule of Slaps Only!!!
A few of our politicians could use a slap or 2 as well.
This is how we fahkin' carve pumpkins in Boston!