His fat cat drops a tv on his head.
Guess who it is?! It's that pain in the ass kid who freaks out over everything. Dad grounded him and took away his internet so he flips out.
The dog was getting annoyed.
He must have eaten his Wheaties this morning.
This delivery man hates Christmas. I didn't know Mr. Grinch worked for UPS.
Mom doesn't think she's a good singer.
Diesel engine runaway is a rare condition affecting diesel engines, in which it overspeeds at higher and higher RPM until it destroys itself either due to mechanical failure or seizure through lack of lubrication.
You can't find a safer place to exercise?
A guy with muscles and brains is a rare find.