He much prefers the dark.
You can't find a safer place to exercise?
Guess who it is?! It's that pain in the ass kid who freaks out over everything. Dad grounded him and took away his internet so he flips out.
That meteorite must have given the Russians super powers!
Mom doesn't think she's a good singer.
Ever wonder why your packages show up beat and battered?
A guy with muscles and brains is a rare find.
Recently lost his legs but that's not stopping him.